Interview

Heeheehee...

What are you giggling about? I thought that this was interview, not a giggle-fest! Are you mad?

I might be. Sometimes I do get that feeling, you know...

Who's the interviewer again? Me or you?

Alright, alright, you don't need to get grouchy. Lessee... okay, question 1: What's your favourite colour?

That is a common question! I demand you ask more personal questions!

Why not? Okay, who's your latest crush?

Er... okay, not that personal, mind you...

Right. Uh... so someone told me that you're obsessed with computers.

You might call me that. I do a lot of stuff on the computer. I go on the Net, I play games, I edit graphics and photos, I make "webpages" even though I don't publish some of them, I use the word-processing program and type and type for hours...

Interesting. What do you type?

Lovely question, my dear. I type down my feelings, and make up stories (though I never get around to finishing them). I type a lot.

Next question: do you like shopping?

My, aren't you asking random questions... well, it usually depends on my mood. Shopping for kain can be boring, unless I'm in a good mood and making jokes the whole way through, or if I have other people around like my cousins so I can chat with them, or maybe I might turn out to be interested and go along fingering all the cloth.

When it comes to being in a bookstore... if it's a good bookstore, I can linger for hours, drooling over books, reading the summaries or whatever you call them (I forgot the word), sometimes even sneaking a read of a few pages... if it's a bookstore which doesn't have a wide variety of books, I try to seem as interested as possible, and I scan desperately for an interesting-sounding title...

I thought the question was whether or not you liked shopping...?

Do you enjoy spoiling things for people? I thought that your readers were supposed to find out more about me...? Here I am hot on a topic and you say that I'm not answering your question!

You're not.

Whatever, I'm continuing. Anyway, I hate shoe-shopping, one of the most boring kinds of shopping in the world! My favourite kind of shopping is shopping in good bookstores, and next to that I enjoy hanging around in places with a wide variety of interesting games (board games, PlayStation games, computer games...), and I also like looking through greeting cards, particularly funny birthday cards. Clothes-shopping, kain-shopping, shopping in supermarkets... that all depends on my mood. Next question!

Er... yes. Name one stereotype that annoys you, and may have something to do with your life.

Ooh, good question. Luckily, I have an answer! Well, when a few of my friends found out that I had a stepmother, they immediately asked if she was good to me. Obviously there are too many copies of Cinderella distributed around the world and news must be telling too many stories of wicked stepmothers who abuse children. I suppose you've been watching The Parent Trap 1998 and It Takes Two...?

I've seen both movies...

Not you too!

May I add, in It Takes Two, that lady (I forget her name) does become their stepmother so it's the same...?

Hmm... didn't think about that... anyway, next question!

I may have to end this here. I have an appointment making another page for my webpage.

So do I! Isn't that a coincidence?

Er... yes, I think?

Hey! I know you! You're me!

Aaaaaah!